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  1. I want to marry June Cleaver by robin quinn  
    Oh, we are not perfect. In our faults we find the need for Christ. My wife was having a bad morning, sitting at my desk I thought,' I'm not saying a word.' and this little ditty came out...

  2. DEAD CERTAIN by Paul Curtis  
    A senior couple were lying in bed one morning.


  3. A WING AND A PRAYER by Paul Curtis  
    If the wings travel faster than the fuselage,


  4. 21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 140 by Paul Curtis  
    Ring-a-Ring o'Rosies
    Oh I hate runny noses


  5. MY FAVOURITE THINGS, NOT by Paul Curtis  
    Black spot on roses and fingerless mittens
    Green stinging nettles and flea ridden kittens
    All creepy crawlies and insects with wings
    These are a few of my un-favourite things


  6. What Kind of Man Reads Romance Novels? by Bob Valleau  
    I don't get it. Why would a man find romance novels fascinating?

  7. Solomon solves the financial crisis by Harry Toye  
    When Jesus came on the scene the blind saw, the lame walked and the deaf heard ........ but not everyone was happy.

  8. Betsy Is Still A Keeper by Donald Mehl  
    Our dog "Betsy" has been a much loved member of our household for almost a year. She has bonded well with us, her adoptive parents, but her demands for our attention are becoming a bit excessive.

  9. MULTITASKING MAIDENS by Paul Curtis  
    Women are supposedly very good at multitasking


  10. THANK GOD THAT'S OVER by Paul Curtis  
    I'm so glad I am leaving
    It's not before time


  11. EARLY ARRIVAL by Paul Curtis  
    At premature ejaculators anonymous
    I sat all alone in the meeting room


  12. The Chocolate Mud Ice Queen Lady by Marijo Phelps  
    A most memorable hike - wish I could forget!

  13. FASHION VICTIMS by Paul Curtis  
    There is a new fashion range
    Launching in the spring


  14. 21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 129 by Paul Curtis  
    Ring-a-Ring o'Rosies


  15. LIQUID TO SOLID by Paul Curtis  
    Liquid Viagra will become

  16. HAM AND EGGS by Paul Curtis  
    Good morning whats for breakfast?
    Can I have eggs and ham please?


  17. What the microwave taught me about sin. by Annie Glasel  
    My lunch exploded in the microwave. As I sprayed "Purple Power" and wiped down the white interior, I mused that I am much like this microwave. And sin, from God's point of view, could very well look like the icky sticky gunk.

  18. DREAMS DO COME TRUE by Joy Kimani  
    Story of how a guy who thought he was a nobody achieve what was unfamiliar to his world.

  19. 21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 128 by Paul Curtis  
    Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall


  20. MUSICAL FUSION by Paul Curtis  
    There's a new music fad or fashion
    A genre of Swedish/Australian fusion


  21. WYNNE OR NO by Paul Curtis  
    Do you know who invented the crossword?


  22. WORKPLACE WOES by Paul Curtis  
    9 out of 10 women
    At my company


  23. You're Blessed Enough to Complain... by Annie Glasel  
    Flat tire? Leaky roof? Overdraft? Lack of anything? Downsizing? At least you're blessed enough to complain.

  24. The Last Page by Judy Doyle  
    What if an inanimate object could speak. What would it say?

  25. SENIOR WEEK by Paul Curtis  
    Since I've been retired
    Everyday is a fun day


  26. AGE OLD LIES # 1 by Paul Curtis  
    Of all the age old lies
    Which one do we hear most?


  27. 21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 127 by Paul Curtis  
    Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall


  28. The Lady from Big Creek by Jeanne E. Webster  
    Limmerick about a church lady trying to fit into a new church and make friends.

  29. SENIOR COLUMN by Paul Curtis  
    I wake up in the morning


  30. WYNNE OR NO by Paul Curtis  
    Do you know who invented the crossword?


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